Day 1

I was born 3 days early and 23 hours too late. My mother is probably holding that against me. Maybe that's why she says she found me in a trash can (sometimes). I'm typing this up on my laptop and listening to Green Day for the third week in a row. Through the wall on my left my pseudo straight cousin is singing something unrecognizable, and to my right is the ungodly amount of homework I probably won't do but I did it anyways.


I am currently not purple. I don't have enough red dye to mix with the blue. Instead of being purple I get to listen to the same question for the sixty third time this week.

"Does this look okay?" the voice of my psuedo straight cousin brings me out of my musings.

"It looks fine." I reply, irritated.

"Are you sure?"

"It looks fine." This time the words come from between clenched teeth.
"The shirt isn't too tight?" These words confirm the fact that he is oblivious to anyone but himself (and probably an idiot) , but I reassure him anyways.

"It looks absolutely fine. Now leave me alone." I'm so nice.

My favorite words

Neurotic
insomniac
undeniable
sadomasochism
lovely
tragedy
tragical
therapy
guns
panic
shocking
outrageous
weird
paranoid
stress
incapacitated

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Purple

I've decided to do it. I'll do it today. I'll dye myself purple, without further delay.

Movie of the Week

Sunday August 9, 2009. Me and a matinee showing of Julie & Julia. Good movie. I definitely reccomend watching it it with ... well anyone. It's funny and inspirational. Amy Adams is Julie, a cubicle worker who hates her friends, doesn't exactly love her job, and comes home to find a haven in cooking and a friend in her imaginary Julia Child. After deciding that she needs to do something with her life she decides to cook her way through all 524 recipes in Julia Child's cookbook in 365 days. In the process she learns about the importance of her husband , faith, passion, and butter. On the other side of time Julia Child (played by the ever incredible meryl streep) is an american in paris who loves to eat and is determined to master french cooking and make it a reality for "the servantless american cook"

Green Day/Billy Joe

Green Day in concert is an unforgettable experience. From the minute Billy Joe takes the mike and tells the crowd to get on their fucking feet, he is the punk rock Peter Pan, adolescent, mischievous, and impossible to refuse. He plays the crowd like a master puppeteer and they come to life at the first tug of the strings.
Audience participation is required. It seems as though a member of the audience is brought up almost every other song. During East Jesus Nowhere Billy Joe offers to save the crowd of sinners with the help of a fresh young child. Having obtained a sutable sacrifice, Billy Joe laughs wickedly, and "...the sirens of decay will infiltrate Nicolas..." and save the crowd.
So, for all of you who've read this , let me make this clear, however good they sound on your stereo they are 100 times better live so go watch the concert.